What Your Pee Says About Your Future

There’s a lot you can tell about someone, based on their pee.  I can generally tell their habits and predict their future.  It’s actually a simple trick – the primary discerning feature is color.

If the pee is dark yellow or even an orange-ish color, the person probably drinks too much coffee or too much alcohol. This person probably doesn’t drink enough water either. This person is prone to health issues and will probably develop kidney stones at some point in their life. This person is also typically tired and often has headaches. This person’s personality type can be described as Type B. This person may also lean towards being a slacker. This person is often seen as “difficult” by others. This person will live a life full of struggle and heartache. This person will probably die from a heart attack by the age of 55.

If the pee is bright yellow or yellow-ish clear, the person is fairly healthy. If the pee is closer to the bright yellow color, this person probably takes vitamins. The chances of this person developing kidney stones are slim. This person rarely gets headaches and is typically fairly active. This person is typically well-liked by everyone and likes to socialize. This person will live a long and happy life full of friendships and love.

If the pee is slightly yellow or clear, the person is fairly healthy. Clear pee is an indicator that this person drinks too much water. This person is probably anxious and feels the need to always be doing something, such as drinking water. This person is very energetic and rarely gets headaches. The chances of this person developing kidney stones are almost null. This person’s personality type can be described as Type A. This person may also lean towards being obsessive-compulsive. This person is often seen as “wound too tight” by others. This person will live a life full of endless adventure. This person will never be satisfied and will abruptly die before the age of 60 while doing something very adventurous.