Unique Monikers for the Vagina
First off, this article is not meant to be offensive or derogatory. The other day I was watching the movie Vision Quest. They used a certain term to describe the vagina…and, I started thinking about all the unique monikers I’ve heard used for the vagina. This article explains these monikers, in alphabetical order, with example phrases. If I left one out, comment and I’ll add it. Also, I’ve intentionally left out the more derogatory terms used to describe the vagina. I’m sure you’re all familiar with those and they need no explanation.
Beaver
As in, “Look at that Beaver!”
Bun
As in, “My hotdog needs a bun.”
Camel Toe
Uh, very tight pants, forcing themselves up in the valley.
Carpet
As in, “Carpet muncher.” This only works if pubic hair exists.
Cooch
This is the term used in the movie Vision Quest. As in, “I’m obsessed with her cooch!”
Garden
As in “I want to play in your garden”
Hangar
As in, “After I land on the landing strip, I want to taxi right into the hangar.”
Hen House
As in, "The cock is on the way to the hen house."
Lower Lips
I once knew a dude that claimed you could tell the shape of the “lower lips” by the upper lips.
Misty Valley
As in, “The moisture in the valley is dense, but I see the opening.”
Muffin
As I’m sure many or you don’t know…the Aerosmith song “Walk this Way,” made this term famous…
He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this!
Puday
Asian for vagina. Find out more about Puday Cups here:
Sheath
As in, “My sword is searching for its sheath.”
Snake Pit
As in, “I want to put my snake in your pit.”
Taco
This may just be used for Spanish girls, but I doubt it. As in, “man, her taco was awesome!”
That
As in, “I want a piece of that!”
Tuna
As in, “Man, her tuna was sweet and tasty.”
Y
Think of the shape of a Y. I heard one of my friends once say, “if I’m working out at the Y, don’t call me, dude!”